Eternity Tee

NZ$50.00
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Buy your way into the afterlife with this sanctified garment made of frankincense and micro plastics. For the same price as food for your children, you can purchase eternal life and happiness in a make believe kingdom created by man. All we ask is your adherence to a strict moral code, which forbids religious fanaticism, exercise challenges and gender reveals. God bless you.

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Buy your way into the afterlife with this sanctified garment made of frankincense and micro plastics. For the same price as food for your children, you can purchase eternal life and happiness in a make believe kingdom created by man. All we ask is your adherence to a strict moral code, which forbids religious fanaticism, exercise challenges and gender reveals. God bless you.

Buy your way into the afterlife with this sanctified garment made of frankincense and micro plastics. For the same price as food for your children, you can purchase eternal life and happiness in a make believe kingdom created by man. All we ask is your adherence to a strict moral code, which forbids religious fanaticism, exercise challenges and gender reveals. God bless you.

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