11th Year Anniversary Tee
You may not be consciously aware of this but there is a divine and mystical relationship between the number 11 and every event that has taken place in your life up until this point. How many eggs in a dozen? One more than 11. 11 more than the number of eggs fertilised when you were created. The same number rugby legend Jonah Lomu wore in 1996. Coincidence? Highly unlikely.
It all makes perfect sense when you truly surrender yourself to the will of the universe. Ask yourself this. How many eyes do you have on your face? You might say two but you would be wrong. The answer is one on each side. Two ones. 11. Now, without eyes how would you see this t-shirt? You just couldn’t. You’d have to buy some kind of special brail tshirt and read that. Or maybe you’d just be less concerned with how you presented yourself physically.
Whatever that reality may be the fact remains that the maximum alcohol percentage in a William Cody’s bourbon and cola flavoured RTD drink in the year 2011 was 12. Which is 1 more than 11. And if you were to drink 11 cans from a box of 12 (leaving 1) and then proceed to go to town after 11, the minimum jail sentence you would receive for any resulting behaviour would be 11 years. With good behaviour you might be free in 8. But again, 3 plus 8? I rest my case. Buy the t-shirt. Drink responsibly. Happy anniversary babe.
You may not be consciously aware of this but there is a divine and mystical relationship between the number 11 and every event that has taken place in your life up until this point. How many eggs in a dozen? One more than 11. 11 more than the number of eggs fertilised when you were created. The same number rugby legend Jonah Lomu wore in 1996. Coincidence? Highly unlikely.
It all makes perfect sense when you truly surrender yourself to the will of the universe. Ask yourself this. How many eyes do you have on your face? You might say two but you would be wrong. The answer is one on each side. Two ones. 11. Now, without eyes how would you see this t-shirt? You just couldn’t. You’d have to buy some kind of special brail tshirt and read that. Or maybe you’d just be less concerned with how you presented yourself physically.
Whatever that reality may be the fact remains that the maximum alcohol percentage in a William Cody’s bourbon and cola flavoured RTD drink in the year 2011 was 12. Which is 1 more than 11. And if you were to drink 11 cans from a box of 12 (leaving 1) and then proceed to go to town after 11, the minimum jail sentence you would receive for any resulting behaviour would be 11 years. With good behaviour you might be free in 8. But again, 3 plus 8? I rest my case. Buy the t-shirt. Drink responsibly. Happy anniversary babe.
You may not be consciously aware of this but there is a divine and mystical relationship between the number 11 and every event that has taken place in your life up until this point. How many eggs in a dozen? One more than 11. 11 more than the number of eggs fertilised when you were created. The same number rugby legend Jonah Lomu wore in 1996. Coincidence? Highly unlikely.
It all makes perfect sense when you truly surrender yourself to the will of the universe. Ask yourself this. How many eyes do you have on your face? You might say two but you would be wrong. The answer is one on each side. Two ones. 11. Now, without eyes how would you see this t-shirt? You just couldn’t. You’d have to buy some kind of special brail tshirt and read that. Or maybe you’d just be less concerned with how you presented yourself physically.
Whatever that reality may be the fact remains that the maximum alcohol percentage in a William Cody’s bourbon and cola flavoured RTD drink in the year 2011 was 12. Which is 1 more than 11. And if you were to drink 11 cans from a box of 12 (leaving 1) and then proceed to go to town after 11, the minimum jail sentence you would receive for any resulting behaviour would be 11 years. With good behaviour you might be free in 8. But again, 3 plus 8? I rest my case. Buy the t-shirt. Drink responsibly. Happy anniversary babe.
